View from the Other Side
-The staff washrooms aren't any nicer than the student washrooms. In fact, they're the very same, only smaller.
-Conversely, the staff room is the the nicest in the school (carpeting? OMG)
-Scantron machines aren't actually big dark unseen monsters that purposely knock marks off your multiple choice test. In fact, they are quite mundane.
-Male teachers (when away from the company of female teachers) will talk about sex even more than the male students.
-It doesn't matter how young you are, you will instinctively call the students "kids" once you start hanging out with teachers.
-Teachers enjoy fire drills and snow days too - possibly even more than students. I quote: "you should see us on fog days. It's like a party in here."
-Teachers also enjoy showing movies to their classes. As a student, you instinctively believe that whatever is fun for you is necessarily not fun for the teacher, but this turns out not to be the case.
-No matter how rebellious a student may seem; from a "higher up" viewpoint they all seem like sheep - note how they may rebel in class, but then go to the office to get in trouble when they are told to.
Crazy stuff, eh? I hope I don't get fired for this.